Post by The Stinky Beach Whale on May 17, 2004 2:44:10 GMT -5
Opening created by Stinky Beach Whale the world's biggest anti-smoker....
[It is the 17th of May 2004 if you must know.... and Gandalf, pippin, Mr Frodo and Gimli have all woken up early..... quarter past nine if you must know.... well, that's early for pippin anyhow.... and are making there way to Tom Bombadil's house to join his new support group... Smokaholics Anonymous...]
Pippin: " but why am i coming.... i don't want to stop smoking! pipe weed is purely harmless and intend to keep smoking all my life."
Gandalf: "Now, now pippin don't you realise that smoking can seriously damage a hobbit's health... how do you think you got so small in the first place?"
Pippin * stamps foot*" I'M NOT SMALL!!! "
;; Frodo stratches the back of his neck nervously:: Somehow, this conversation always seems to lead to him, being suddenly considerably shorter than pippin::
Frodo* thinks to himself*; " How'd he get so tall anyway....?"
Pippin: *points to Frodo*: " Anyways... i'm taller than....."
* Frodo hisses at pippin mid sentence and produces a 'i know a secret' look, pippin quickly changes subject*
Pippin: " Woah... look at the birds..."
Gimli: " Birds? where i'll shoot them with my axe!!"
Gandalf: " Don't be foolish Gimli, you can't shoot an axe..."
Gimli: " Oh yes.... you can..."
Gandalf: " Oh no.. you can't...
*pippin's sighs a sigh of relief*
Gandalf: " Anyways pippin... What were you going to say?"
[It is the 17th of May 2004 if you must know.... and Gandalf, pippin, Mr Frodo and Gimli have all woken up early..... quarter past nine if you must know.... well, that's early for pippin anyhow.... and are making there way to Tom Bombadil's house to join his new support group... Smokaholics Anonymous...]
Pippin: " but why am i coming.... i don't want to stop smoking! pipe weed is purely harmless and intend to keep smoking all my life."
Gandalf: "Now, now pippin don't you realise that smoking can seriously damage a hobbit's health... how do you think you got so small in the first place?"
Pippin * stamps foot*" I'M NOT SMALL!!! "
;; Frodo stratches the back of his neck nervously:: Somehow, this conversation always seems to lead to him, being suddenly considerably shorter than pippin::
Frodo* thinks to himself*; " How'd he get so tall anyway....?"
Pippin: *points to Frodo*: " Anyways... i'm taller than....."
* Frodo hisses at pippin mid sentence and produces a 'i know a secret' look, pippin quickly changes subject*
Pippin: " Woah... look at the birds..."
Gimli: " Birds? where i'll shoot them with my axe!!"
Gandalf: " Don't be foolish Gimli, you can't shoot an axe..."
Gimli: " Oh yes.... you can..."
Gandalf: " Oh no.. you can't...
*pippin's sighs a sigh of relief*
Gandalf: " Anyways pippin... What were you going to say?"
