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Post by The Stinky Beach Whale on Mar 31, 2004 10:51:02 GMT -5
hi i am THE stinky beach whale and i am writing to ask why aren't there any stinky beach whales in lord of the rings? Did Tolkein just forget about us or sommit?!   |
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Post by Kììràrà on Mar 31, 2004 15:05:18 GMT -5
Bah! :: panic :: Sorry, I'm probably over-reacting to the title. I really don't understand most of the quick computer language that almost everybody uses today... And I believe that Tolkien was trying to make Middle Earth a pleasent place to live; I don't even know if whales are on that earth. They aren't mentioned in The Hobbit, Silmarillion, or LotR trilogy... unless I completly overlooked that..  |
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Post by Lègôlás on Mar 31, 2004 16:01:23 GMT -5
hehe, you're funny.
both of you are.
but, see, i think that Tolkien could've put a whale in the Gray Havens...like made them pass a whale as they left.
that could have worked.
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Post by Kììràrà on Mar 31, 2004 22:51:54 GMT -5
Let's look at this on another level...
What would a whale symbolise? Because that might have worked if a whale symbolised something important...
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Post by The Stinky Beach Whale on Apr 1, 2004 6:32:02 GMT -5
well i am very stinky perhaPS I KNOCK THEM OUT WITH MY STENCH and i could have been of great help at Gondor because the army on the boats needed more backup to fight the oliphants and i think i'm stinky enough to do the job. C'mon i could take on an oliphant ANYDAY and why have oliphants when you can have stinky beach whales? C'mon face it Minas Tirith needed me!!!!! i would have been able to get alllllllllllllll the orcs on their boats and splash at the oliphants.. c'monnn you know it's true............. ;D
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Post by Kììràrà on Apr 1, 2004 22:18:39 GMT -5
Ah, yes. But how would the whales get so far onto land?
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Post by The Stinky Beach Whale on Apr 3, 2004 7:14:51 GMT -5
but i'm a BEACH whale i wouldn't be a stinky beach whale if i wasn't all washed up to shore... I'M LOST I CAN NEVER GO HOME!!!!!!!!!! boo hoo hoo |
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