Sauron Screws Up!!!

[Lègôlás]

Plot
This is Sauron being stupid and attempting to create another ring. all of his little minions and companions and such are watching him and thinking how stupid he is.

::Sauron takes some fire from Mount Doom.::

Sauron:*To Ring-wraith* "If that stupid freaking hobbit wants to take my ring, I will just have to make another one!"

Ring-wraith: "Yessssss master."

::Sauron drops the fire.::

Sauron: *hits himself in the face* "Ugh! That's the third time today!"

[pippin6]

*Sauron picks up more fire and turns to talk to the Ring-wraith. The Ring-wraith has moved and Sauron hits him with his fire ladel and gets the fire all over it. The Ring-wraith begins screeching and running in circles.*

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:: Sauron shrugs.::

Sauron: "Oh well...he'll get over it. He was worthless anyway."

:: Picks up, yet again, another torch.::

Sauron: "Let's see if this works."

[Kogatana]

::Ring-wraith still screeching runs into Sauron. Sauron flies foward and falls on his face::

Sauron: "Ugh, stupid creature, watch where your going."
::Sauron stands. Looks to find his tourch, and finds that it has started his robes on fire::

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::Sauron screams, a high-pitched, extremely girly scream.::

Sauron: "My robes! My robes!"

Ringwraith: "Watch where you're going, you worthless lump! Now look what you did!!!!!! We're going to have to do something with you."

[Kogatana]

Sauron: "Are you talkin to me?"

Ringwraith: "Ummm.... n-no sir, I was talkin to the ring-wraith that set you on fire"

Sauron: "Yeah, that's what I thought"

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::Ring-wraith rolls eyes.::

Wraith: "I can't believe he believed me! What a loser!"

::Laughs and walks away.::

Sauron: "Now, stupid fire, let's see if you'll work..."

[Kogatana]

::Ringwraiths talking in the corner are all giggling and laughing at Sauron::

Ring-wraith: "He's so dumb."

Ringwraith: "Yah I know, what's up with him anyways? He's very clutzy."

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::Sauron turns, twitching.::

Sauron: "I heard that! You ingrateful..."

[Kogatana]

Ring-wraith: "Umm... umm sir, watch the fire." ::Ring-wraith tries to suppress laughter::

::Sauron's hair is caught on fire::

[Lègôlás]

OOC; Does Sauron even have hair?

BIC

::Sauron screams.::

Sauron: "I HATE FIRE!!"